Crack Abuse

Ok, Ok, so I don't really abuse crack, nor have I ever even tried it, but my behavior may fool you. ;) It seems that for some reason or other, I have decided to adopt the personality of a crackhead, well figuratively speaking of course. You see, and those who know me have already witnessed my crackhead-like demeanor, I am addicted just like a crackhead is. And everytime I do something crazy, illogical (i.e. emotion driven) I tend to blame it on my non existent crack abuse, cuz you gotta blame something, right? I certainly refuse to take responsibility for it! No, no, just kidding, I always recognize it's me that's being crazy, but I've grown rather fond of referring to my adventures in life as episodes as a crackhead.

And now I've decided that maybe I'll be less of a crackhead, which is always desirable, if I share my abuse and consequent episodes with you, so maybe we can both learn from my mistakes.

Like a crack addict, I always want more even though I know it's no good for me. I tend to make the same mistakes over and over with seemingly no reason to justify. The most common mistake I make is trusting people to meet my expectations. Man, I just keep stumbling over that one like it was my job to do so. And yup, I never learn (just so you know, usually my crack is a person, although it can also be food, technology, myself, but mostly people I interact with on a regular basis).

Well, I hope you enjoy my stories, please comment, that always makes me feel like I should keep writing. All opinions are welcomed; I know I tend to disagree with most people, but I enjoy discussing and arguing, so if I disagree with you, that's really cool, seriously.

Oh yeah, and please feel free to share this blog with anyone (and everyone) you know.

Thanks, and welcome to "My Life as a [Figurative] Crackhead!"